May 2009
14 posts
Taking a Minute for Memorial Day →
Children touring Washington inspired the idea when LaSpada asked them what Memorial Day meant and they said that’s when the swimming pool opens, according to the commission’s Web site.
Want to Marry? Divorce? Bring lots of trees →
“Newly married couples must plant 10 trees under the program. If they divorce, they must plant 50 others.”
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April 2009
19 posts
Russian Judge Rules Sexual Harassment Is Okay As... →
“If we had no sexual harassment we would have no children,” the judge ruled.
Kat: What's new around the house?
Daddy: We have a family of raccoons in our attic. They are really noisy.
Kat: Sorry that sucks.
Daddy: We are getting them removed tomorrow. They are cute. I might take pictures and put them on my facebook.
Chuck Norris for President →
Texas Secession? →
Facebook Users Get Worse Grades in College →
“Her study found that Facebook user GPAs were in the 3.0 to 3.5 range on average, compared to 3.5 to 4.0 for non-users. Facebook users also studied anywhere from one to five hours per week, compared to non-users who studied 11 to 15 or more hours per week.”
“i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat...”
– from a random flyer that someone slipped under our dorm room door
“She said ‘I like giants
Especially girl giants
Cause all girls feel too...”
– I Like Giants
Kimya Dawson
Twitter for Cats? →
Ridiculous.
“The most violent ghetto isn’t in South Central L.A. or Southeast Washington, DC;...”
– Michael Medved
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“We may affirm absolutely that nothing great in the world has been accomplished...”
– G.W.F. Hegel
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/ →
Everyday The Daily Beast compiles the major news headlines on one cheat sheet.
